He addressed us and said:
'To proceed: the caliphs before me used to consume the public funds and let others consume them as well. By Allah, I will treat the maladies of this community with nothing but the sword. I am not the overpowered caliph—meaning ʿUthmān—nor the conciliatory caliph—meaning Muʿāwiyah—nor the depraved caliph—meaning Yazīd ibn Muʿāwiyah. O people, we shall tolerate from you, though it be wearisome (1), anything short of raising a banner or leaping onto a pulpit. Here is ʿAmr ibn Saʿīd: his right is a right, and his kinship is kinship. He nodded his head like this, and we answered with our sword like this. The iron collar that he removed from his neck is with me, and I have pledged before Allah that I will never set it on anyone’s head except to wrench out his very last breath. Let the one who is present convey this to the one who is absent (2).'
Al-Aṣmaʿī said: 'ʿAbbād ibn Salm ibn ʿUthmān ibn Ziyād (3) narrated to us, from his father, from his grandfather.' He said:
ʿAbd al-Malik ibn Marwān once mounted a young camel, whereupon his driver began to chant:
O young camel that I now behold,
Upon you earth’s smooth paths unfold;
Say, do you know whose weight you bear?
The Caliph of Allah rides up there;
No camel yet has known such care!
When ʿAbd al-Malik heard him he said, 'Well done, good fellow! I have ordered ten thousand for you.'
Al-Aṣmaʿī also said: ʿAbd al-Malik once delivered a sermon and became tongue-tied, whereupon he declared: 'The tongue is but a piece of flesh in man. We fall silent from constraint, not from babbling; we are the masters of speech—its roots are firmly planted in us and its branches hang over us. After this station of ours will come another station; after this incapacity, words; and after this day, days in which decisive speech and the places of correctness will be known.'
Al-Aṣmaʿī further related: Someone said to ʿAbd al-Malik, 'Gray hair has overtaken you quickly.' He replied, 'And why would it not, when I expose my mind to the people once or twice every Friday?'
Another narrator said that when he was told the same, he answered, 'What has made me gray is frequently ascending the pulpit and the fear of committing a linguistic error.'
A man once made a grammatical slip in ʿAbd al-Malik’s presence—he had dropped an alif from his speech—so ʿAbd al-Malik told him, 'Add an alif.' The man retorted, 'Then you add an alif (4).'
Al-Zuhrī said: I heard ʿAbd al-Malik say in his sermon, 'Knowledge will soon be snatched away swiftly; so whoever possesses knowledge, let him make it manifest—neither exaggerating in it nor neglecting it.'
Ibn Abī al-Dunyā narrated that whenever a tree came into view on a journey, ʿAbd al-Malik would say to his companions, 'Glorify Allah with us.'